Can you spray Febreze onto skin?
Unintentionally Funny -
"Mommy? My butt itches. Can I take a bath?"
"Uh, sure Tyler. I can't have you running around with an itchy butt."
Intentionally Funny -
"Mommy? Does your butt itch?"
"I don't think so. Why?"
"Because you really need a bath too." [said with saucy grin]
Honestly, I really could use a shower. They forgot to put a chapter in the Mommy Handbook about how we are supposed to squeeze an occasional shower or bath into our crazy daily schedule. Especially with a 13 month old running around with a raging bout of separation anxiety...because it's SO much fun showering while your toddler thrashes on the floor, screaming and crying to near puking levels of drama.
Totally off the topic - I got curious just now. I went to Amazon to see if there was such a thing as "The Mommy Handbook". There isn't, to my amazement. No one swipe my idea. I might just have to write it. There is a "Parents Handbook" but that's not the slant I would want to take. Maybe I'll do a Daddy's Handbook too. This could be fun.
"Mommy? My butt itches. Can I take a bath?"
"Uh, sure Tyler. I can't have you running around with an itchy butt."
Intentionally Funny -
"Mommy? Does your butt itch?"
"I don't think so. Why?"
"Because you really need a bath too." [said with saucy grin]
Honestly, I really could use a shower. They forgot to put a chapter in the Mommy Handbook about how we are supposed to squeeze an occasional shower or bath into our crazy daily schedule. Especially with a 13 month old running around with a raging bout of separation anxiety...because it's SO much fun showering while your toddler thrashes on the floor, screaming and crying to near puking levels of drama.
Totally off the topic - I got curious just now. I went to Amazon to see if there was such a thing as "The Mommy Handbook". There isn't, to my amazement. No one swipe my idea. I might just have to write it. There is a "Parents Handbook" but that's not the slant I would want to take. Maybe I'll do a Daddy's Handbook too. This could be fun.
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