Why?

"Tyler, don't color on the table...only on the paper!"

"why?"

"Because it makes a mess!"

"why?"

"Because crayons don't come off wood very easily..."

"why?"

"Honey...why don't you draw a nice picture for Mommy?"

"why?"

Aaaaaaaah! LMAO But along with the why, why, why's is also "Mommy? You're my best friend." So how can I stay frustrated with him? LOL