I meant to blog about this right after we got home from our trip, but that weekend was so hectic, I totally forgot! Until I read Chris's post about his cruise trip.
Yeah, men in Speedo's give me pause. But usually I am able to overlook just about every human body flaw that is typically exposed by swim suit season. I saw women as large as I am wearing swimsuits with half the coverage mine has. They let it all hang out, and I didn't give a hoot. Good for them. The men with the uber hairy backs? No sweat. The woman with the massive fake tatas in the barely there string bikinis? Not a blink. The lady swimming topless in the kiddie pool? Whoa...wait a minute. That's a GUY!
Holy jeeze...his boobs were bigger than mine! It was like a fiery fatality on the freeway...I was a total lookeeloo and I couldn't look away! No, these were not man boobs like men tend to have when they are very heavy. This guy was average size and had round, full C cups. I know. You're thinking future sex change in progress, right? No. A transsexual would have been proudly dressed as a woman. This was a very masculine man...with boobs.
I don't know why I was so hung up on it. I keep sneaking peeks and couldn't stop! Maybe I was jealous that this guy had a WAY better rack than I have. So wrong. So very wrong. I think the condition is called gynecomastia. Maybe he was a former steroid user who stopped when this side effect popped up. Ahem.
What ever the case...dude! Put on a tee-shirt! (No...not me. I'm not judgmental! I'm not! *sigh*)
Anywho...I totally forgot to upload our vacation photos to Shutterfly. So here ya go; for your viewing pleasure. And no! I didn't take a photo of the boob guy!
And here is a little video of Ty enjoying his favorite part of the water park.