Things not to do when you are REALLY really tired:
1. Shop online late at night. I read the end-of-season sale email from my fav store down the shore, Shrivers, and thought a sale on a 5 lb. box of salt water taffy (with a bonus 1 lb free) sounded like a good deal and "not that much taffy." Good golly Miss Molly! Imagine my shock when I got a box that is almost bigger than Max. Any one want some tasty salt water taffy?
2. For the ladies, only - Don't insert a tampon, get distracted trying to prevent your child from unspooling the entire roll of TP, then turn back and not remember if you put a tampon in yet and proceed to insert another one. Luckily attempt #2 met with sufficient resistance and I didn't force the issue. But it sure made retrieving attempt #1 really tricky. :-X