What happens when an 8 year old consumes an entire jar of dill pickles in one sitting and then drinks the juice? (Yes, DRINKS the JUICE.)
"Mom? I pooped my pants. I thought it was just a fart, but..."
And so, recorded here for posterity and as a lesson to other pickle-loving children - don't eat the whole jar and, for sure, do NOT drink all the juice.
(Note to spouse - this might be a better way to go for the next colonoscopy. The pickle cleanse.)